Brown Paper Bag

This is Adam Baum (ed: some anonymous) speaking. Posting random stories on this random blog seemed interesting so here is mine.

An Explanation on My Friend’s Looks

A brown paper bag is a simple and elegant solution to one’s Halloween costume problem if he or she is poor and desperately in need of candy. My friend demonstrated this brown paper bag principle even though without it, the screams of children in horror and the dropping of candy bags and then the loud pattering of the children’s feet against the ground would exist. To my surprise, one year, he decided to change his costume to the awesome Ghost Rider with a flaming head and motorcycle.

Thus, I saw this.

At least the fire and horrible screams were pretty accurate.

Anyways, I, as his kind and empathetic friend, recorded this incredibly important and life changing moment and posted it all over the internet, in the fail blog, facebook and other sites so that it would live in infamy. His new names: retard, idiot, and -insert word that insults one's intelligence- now defined him. However, I don’t think he deserves those names, he did not catch his face on fire, well, for the first few seconds. Give him credit for his attempt and maybe a Darwin award, he earned it.

Continuing on, the ambulance came and after that, he was sent to the hospital and had plastic surgery for which he needs a refund for. Seriously, look at him now.