Evil Incarnate

A recent picture I stumbled on has attracted my attention.



Now how the hell did this situation happen? Well, I have an idea.

A rock climber, presumably climbing up a wall next to the sea, where the killer seagulls are known to hang out, to spread peace and love in the world and not commit horrible atrocities to the seagulls. The seagulls didn't like peace, and being the horrible monsters that they are, attacked the poor climber, bombarding him with dirt, and eventually ripping him to shreds.

Then, the climber's friend, decided that this was overly hilarious, and instead of helping decided to forever remember this moment by taking a picture of this. The seagulls, not liking this, and being the incarnations of evil that they are, decided to attack him as well. The evil inside of the seagull is the last thing this photographer ever saw. I'm assuming both skeletons were found at the bottom of the cliff with only this photo to warn people never to mess with seagulls.

Never liked the bastards, going back as far as elementary school when the buggers had a habit of flying around school and bombarding us from the air.

[[00:22] fluffy: look at the one
[00:22] fluffy: looking right into the camera
[00:22] fluffy: its eyes glared red, flaring with rage
[00:23] fluffy: it sought only one thing, the eyes seemed to say, your complete and utter destruction
[00:23] fluffy: as it opened its maw, uttering a fierce battlecry, you wonder
[00:23] fluffy: why the fuck did I cover myself in fish sauce]

Hopefully, fluffy will entertain us all tomorrow with his piece on how the day in the life of a boy turned cockroach.

Image Source (aka page I Stumbled on)