As I was running around with fluffy in a water fight (it was glorious, people brought high tech guns that could shoot far and cost a lot... we brought buckets. I have to say we were probably the most damaging), a though struck us. Many a times clothes are not the solution to the problem that has plagued humanity since we lost most of our hair (the cold), but they are the problem themselves.
In the water fight, our clothes were saturated with water. They weighed a lot and got in the way. So the though came up: Won't the best water fight be in a nudist colony? Well, here is a list of reasons that all humans shouldn't wear clothes.
1. It would get rid of the uncomfortableness.
What uncomfortableness you might say? Well, have you ever tried to spend the day without clothes on I ask you? Probably not. Well, believe me, it feels awesome. There are no constraints, and when you eventually do go to put some on, they feel very unnatural and rough. As long as it is warm enough, no clothes should be worn, and there will be no more wedgies, rubbing, or chafing.
2. Its a lot more practical.
How much time do you spend picking out an outfit in the morning? 10 minutes, 20 minutes? More? Personally, I spend about 20 seconds, if that. But that is because I have a total of 2 pairs of pants to choose from, one of which is a bit small, 2 pairs of shorts, 4 T-shirts that fit me well (Large), 5 that don't fit me as well (Medium), and 2 types of socks (a little bit longer or a little bit shorter). That's it. But most people spend more time. Even if you only spend 3 minutes every morning, you would spend more than a month of your whole life just picking what clothes to wear in the morning, and that's just to go outside the house, not including the speacila occasions, etc. The method of not wearing clothes saves your time.
3. It gets rid of sexual tention.
In US culture, most people are ashamed of their bodies. To attest this, there are numerous programs to lose weight, the popularity of plastic surgery, and enormous amounts of diets. However, if we were to not wear clothes, then we would not have this. Since our bodies would always be on display, not only would people know what they're getting into (and be more comfortable during those special times), but people would be more accepting of appearance.
So remember, we shouldn't wear clothes, and give that naked day a shot, you'll like it :)
There are some people you wouldn't want to see naked. I'll leave it at that and hope the mental scarring doesn't hit too hard.
ReplyDeleteThat's the point though, people would be used to this kind of thing, and comments like yours won't exist at all :)
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